Reblog if you’d like your url in Elvish, and I will write every single one.
[stares longingly at my pile of video games i haven’t played yet]
[wipes away a tear as i continue to play a game i’ve already finished 1000 times]
YOU NOW WHAT MAKES ME ANGRY
SOMETIMES I TRY REALLY HARD TO LOOK NICE LIKE I WAKE UP AND GET MOTIVATED AND PUT ON NICE CLOTHES AND BRACELETS AND SHOES AND I FEEL GOOD
AND THEN SOME CHICK WEARING SWEATS AND A MESSY BUN STILL LOOKS 40 TIMES HOTTER THAN ME I CANT WIN